Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.

Endanger Jokes More Endanger Jokes

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

brucism

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !

How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !