Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

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What do frogs deal?

Croakaine

Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !

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Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Molar bears!

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

brucism

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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !