Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

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What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

brucism

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !