Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

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Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What name do you give to a frog?

croaky voice) ROBBERT

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

Rainbow Jokes More Rainbow Jokes

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

Treasure Jokes More Treasure Jokes

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !