Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.

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What's a bear's favorite kind of treasure?

Bearied.

Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

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Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish