Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

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Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

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How do Canadians say Milky Way?

Milky Eh.... Get it?

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!