Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

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What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What do sick composers drink?

Tchai Tea

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!