Milky Way Jokes

How do Canadians say Milky Way?

Milky Eh.... Get it?

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Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.

Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

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He was looking for Pooh.

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring?

It was Oak, Eh!

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What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

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Get off at the next stop!

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Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

What's the best place to hide a boy?

Page two of Google

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Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

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What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.