Milky Eh.... Get it?
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He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.
He was galactose intolerant.
All the Milky Ways. You get it.
The milky way!
I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.
A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
A: Moo.
You don't, because cows don't have phones.
Yo, duh.
Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
My record is 21 years.
Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.
An apology.
No pressure
Because it said, Concentrate.
A noughty one.
Take your combat boot off his head.
Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"