Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.

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What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

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How do Canadians say Milky Way?

Milky Eh.... Get it?

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!