Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.

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Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

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Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!