Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb
A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.
4 or 5.
One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.
A: None They don't make Pampers small enough.
Da rude "eh" sandstorm
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
