What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

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What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

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Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

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How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

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What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

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Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

Sasha Grey Jokes More Sasha Grey Jokes

Where do you go when you need a sperm donation?

Sasha Grey's mouth

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.