What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

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What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

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What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny