Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

What's the difference between New Jersey girls and trash?

Trash gets picked up.

What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke