Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert ?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back?

They weren't thinking straight.

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

What is worse than three kids in trash can?

One kid in three trash cans

When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash