Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do pigs talk?

Swine language

How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"