What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

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Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

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Why do native american's hate snow?

Because it's white &amp on their land.

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.