What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

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How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

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What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.