What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada