How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*