How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

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What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

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Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.