How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

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Pan Jokes More Pan Jokes

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast?

Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)

Curl Jokes More Curl Jokes

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.