How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

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What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

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What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!