What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

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What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?

It's PAN-demonium!

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice