What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

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What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

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What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

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What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

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What Pokemon gave Nintendo cancer?

Pokemon Uranium

What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

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What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl?

A: Pittsburg Steelers

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys