Nintendo Jokes

What console did Nintendo make for special ed kids?

The Nintendo Wii-Tard

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When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

What Pokemon gave Nintendo cancer?

Pokemon Uranium

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Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick"

What sound does a doorbell make in China?

ping pong.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

Superbowl Jokes More Superbowl Jokes

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.