Nintendo Jokes

What console did Nintendo make for special ed kids?

The Nintendo Wii-Tard

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When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

What Pokemon gave Nintendo cancer?

Pokemon Uranium

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What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

Superbowl Jokes More Superbowl Jokes

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl?

A: Pittsburg Steelers

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.