Nintendo Jokes

What console did Nintendo make for special ed kids?

The Nintendo Wii-Tard

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When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

What Pokemon gave Nintendo cancer?

Pokemon Uranium

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Superbowl Jokes More Superbowl Jokes

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

Wii U Jokes More Wii U Jokes

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U?

Amiigo

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

What noise does Doppler's cat make?

Meeeeeaaaaaaoooooo

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

What's a pigs favorite morning tv show ?

Morning Ham

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a banambulance make?

Naner naner naner

What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week