When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

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What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light

How about pets?

That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"

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When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.