How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

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What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry?

They've both been known to blow a little dope.

What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

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Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST.

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How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

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What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC