How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

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How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

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What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

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Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

Why is it easier for women to shave "downstairs" than men?

They don't have to go through as many obsticles.

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Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.