Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

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What did the clothes designer say to her son at his graduation?

I'm Prada you son."

What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

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Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar