Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

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What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

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What's the world's longest Ted Talk?

How I Met Your Mother

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

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Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery boss?

Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.

Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.