Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What's the worst kind of jam?

A: A traffic jam!

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.