Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother?

I genuinely care about your mother.

What is the best letter who represent a man?

A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.

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Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

A: If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!