You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.
Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)
The engine stops whining after the plane lands.
Slow down and use some lubricant.
None**. They operate in the **dark**.
They can't change anything lol
They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes
A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.