What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

What is Canadian graffiti like?

Canadian graffiti be like, F WORD (sorry)

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why does that sign say Grand Canyon?

Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

What's the difference between everybody and bullets?

Everybody misses Harambe.

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What do the umpires rule it?

Fowl ball