What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

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What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What were their names?

Hot and Cold.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.