To look more like their mom.
Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.
i let women know that i have a jacuzzi
Gorge-ous
A: Because no one will look for them.
Because he had an edible complex.
Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it
He had a lot of aspirations.
If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.
Names! -Bo Burnham
A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark
One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.
