What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

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Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up