What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

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What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.