Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What's an old woman taste like?

Depends ...

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

Poultry Jokes More Poultry Jokes

What do you call a running chicken?

A: Poultry in motion.

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Comparison Jokes More Comparison Jokes

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.