Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

Poultry Jokes More Poultry Jokes

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Comparison Jokes More Comparison Jokes

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.