Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!
Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.
Quack! Quack! Quack!"
The Elfabet!
Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
Sick.
Because it'll gobble up everything.
