Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!

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The Coup Clucks Clan.

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Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!

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What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!