Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

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Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

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Why do so many dyslexic vegans move to Dallas?

For the Sallad

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown