How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

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Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi"

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How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

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Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

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What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.