How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

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Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

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Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

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Why did the man's kidneys fail?

They didn't study.

What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.