Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

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What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

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Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.