Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell a diabetic girl in bed?

Hi sugar

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

Long Little Doggie Jokes More Long Little Doggie Jokes

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

What kinda pet would John Wayne get?

He'd get a long little doggie.