Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Long Little Doggie Jokes More Long Little Doggie Jokes

Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.