What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

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What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

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Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country?

To study abroad.

What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks