What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

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How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

A: Stem sell research.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !