What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

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Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

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Why did the women's studies major go to college?

To study a broad

How do you study for a prostate exam?

By cramming.

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How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.