Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

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What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

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Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

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How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.