Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

elephantgiraffesin()

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.