Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is even bigger than an elephant ?

A giant !

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

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What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies?

You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !

Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.