What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.