What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

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What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.