Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

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Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

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Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a "violent" stabbing incident?

Is it possible to stab someone non-violently

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"