Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

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Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

What is the richest beverage?

Juice.

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock