What's the worst part of locking your keys in the car at an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

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You jacket.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.