How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

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What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?

My pop is bigger than yours !

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.