How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

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How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

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What do you call an inflatable dad?

Pops.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

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What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !