Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !