Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life
on Zimbabwean TV.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
Waaazzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppp.
Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.
He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.
Democracy
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
Eurapoopin. -my daughter
Don't worry, he'll tell you
A: They wanna peek-a-chu.
Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!
His diet was krill-in him.
