Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

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Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

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When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.