How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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Shin Jokes More Shin Jokes

What do you call someone without any shins?

Toeknee.

What do you call a man with no shin ?

Tony

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What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips