How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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What do you call someone without any shins?

Toeknee.

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

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When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay

What do you call a group of Amish children?

Amlets. (I'll see myself out)

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Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

What did the prarie dog coach say to his team?

Just gopher it.

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich