Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

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Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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What does Jimmy Buffett's chicken say?

It's 5 o'cluck somewhere.

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...