Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

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What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

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Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being