Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

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Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

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Why is Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 9, 7 8.

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

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What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.

Why was 6 afraid of 5?

Because 7 8 9