What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

R Jokes More R Jokes

What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

C Jokes More C Jokes

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.