What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

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What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

R Jokes More R Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

How does Al Gore spell potato?

A: T-A-T-E-R.

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How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.