What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

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What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

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What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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What do Greeks call someone when the most common consonant in their name is R?

A rho-man

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

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What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI