What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

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What starts with r and ends with d?

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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

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Where's your cue?

She said, "It's after the C."

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.