Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.