Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

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What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

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What has four wheels and flies ?

A rubbish bin !

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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What did number 2 say to number 1?

you're an odd fellow

How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1