What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

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Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

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What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.