What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

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What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

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What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.