What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

You can make a pet out of a snake !

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

Why did the cheese cry?

It was degrating.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you call an empty town after dinner?

Desserted

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

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How many online courses are offered by the senior learning center?

None. They're old school.

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.