What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

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What's the Dumbest thing you've ever Done?

Thank you very much for honest sharing.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

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What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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What do you call an empty town after dinner?

Desserted

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series?

So they could Starmie.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'