Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

Why are men like paper cups?

They're disposable

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How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

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What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A: A Yamahahaha

Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

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What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

What do Twitter drama and football have in common?

They are both interesting to watch.

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What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...