What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!