What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat sleep on?

A: A caterpillow.

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.