What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance