What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

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What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

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What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Look, donut seeds!

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When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

Who is king of all the mice ?

Mouse Tse Tung !