What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

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What do cats read in the morning ?

Mewspapers !

Who's there ! Cat ! Cat who ?

Cat you understand !

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What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

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What do you get when you put mice in the oven?

Mice crispies.

What do mice do when they're at home ?

Mousework !