What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer? An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

How would it be living in an only men city?

I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!

Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !