What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

What kind of shoes to frogs like ?

Open toad sandals !

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !