What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !