What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

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What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

Cancer reproduces itself.

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How many cats?

One.

What do cats listen to during their free time?

they listen to podcats.

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Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

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What's the absolute worst city to live in?

An atroCITY.

Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

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What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.